You like them? I love them but they make all of us cry…..
Anything that comes easy isn’t all that significant.
So, I’ll go that extra mile just to ensure the food tastes better with some finely chopped onions.
But what do we do about the onion vapors irritating the eyes n tears n all the trouble?
To deal with this issue some genius invented the food processor which chops onions unevenly 
Now the catch here is, you need to peel the skin, the 1st layer, then cut it into half and then into the processor.
By then the onion vapors have done their job…..AHH!!!
So what use are those stupid machines if they can’t put an end to this misery?
As I still wait in hope of finding the ultimate onion cutting mechanism or someway to deal with tears…I must mention…my cousin who is slightly older than me has stopped hoping not bcoz she is pessimistic but bcoz she has found an alternative …
Hold your breath everyone…
The secret is …its my poor jiju who does all the onion cutting…
Well, I can already see my sis ruining his life…Poor fellow…she managed to con him into marriage…My sympathies to him …but you see what love can do …love is blind or maybe he just prefers onion vapors blinding him now… or whatever!!!
